Who is profiting from students being killed at a Parkland, Florida school?

Anti-gun activists like to say the NRA, but in reality, its whomever has the merchandising contract for the “March For Our Lives.”

The group is hawking several items, including a shirt reading “We Call BS,” a “March For Our Lives” Hoodie, and even a $19.99 bandana.

For those Antifa members of the crowd who want to smash a few windows, the gun grabbers are there for you.

For the truckers in the audience who want to give up their guns, there’s a “Classic Trucker Cap.”

As for the event that will be memorialized by the merchandise, Reuters reports:

Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, Jennifer Hudson, Demi Lovato and Common are due to be among performers at Saturday’s main march in Washington D.C., while “Trainwreck” actress Amy Schumer and pop star Charlie Puth are expected to headline a march in Los Angeles, organizers said. …

Winfrey, Clooney, director Steven Spielberg and Hollywood producer Jeffrey Katzenberg have donated an aggregate of $2 million to the “March for Our Lives” movement. Clooney and his wife Amal have said they would march with the students on Saturday.

“This is their moment,” Winfrey told Reuters Television in praising the students. “They are the new young warriors of the light.”

Nothing would help sales more than Oprah in a “March For Our Lives” trucker hat. Stay tuned…