Nothing shows Valentine’s Day love to the lady who has everything quite like a chocolate anus.

“Edible Anus” is a company offering a “pure Belgian chocolate” butthole for the discerning Valentine’s Day gifter.

Five boxes containing three edible anuses retail for $38.95.

“We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation,” according to the product’s webpage.

“So spread the joy, and let’s teach the world to LOVE EACH OTHER & LOVE THE ANUS.”

But men looking at this last-minute gift idea may be out of luck this year.

“Due to high demand we will not be receiving more stock until Thursday 13th Feb. These orders will not arrive in time for Valentines Day,” according to the website, which has a contract address in Great Britain.

“So this year, give the gift of ‘Yep. This is seriously a butthole that tastes like candy and when it melts looks like poop,'” notes Cosmopolitan magazine.

“Symbolic as well as scrumptious, the Edible Anus tackles this ancient taboo in an easily digestible way. Join the uprising, spread the joy and let’s teach the world to love themselves and their anus,” the company’s website reads.

If chocolate isn’t your thing, Edible Anus also offers a “glass anus” – complete with “bottom illumination presentation” – for $420 or a “solid bronze anus” for $285.