Brain freezes, face spasms, and now scissoral dysfunction.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi — the presumed next Speaker of the House, according to the mainstream media — had trouble with a seemingly simple task for politicians: cutting a ribbon.

Pelosi, San Francisco Mayor London Breed and other politicos were helping to open the “revitalized” Alice Griffith Community on Friday by cutting a giant red ribbon.

“A couple of smiles in this direction,” a reporter called out as the duo prepared for the seemingly minor task.

“5, 4, 3, 2, 1,” the crowd chanted, then…nothing.

A man pulled the ribbon, attempting to rip it.

When it finally tore, Pelosi burst into smiles and applause.

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