Liann Watson found out the hard way emergency services doesn’t do takeout.

Clermont, Florida police say the 45-year-old woman called 911 to order chicken wings and cigarettes because she was “to drunk to drive,” the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Officers were dispatched to her apartment and when they arrived, “she kept asking to bum a cigarette or if the deputies could drive her to get some,” according to an arrest affidavit.

She told deputies she called 911 as a “sarcastic joke” and added that she was too drunk to drive and hoped someone could bring her the items.

But cops weren’t laughing.

While Watson was allegedly “switching between hysterical laughter and hysterical crying and yelling,” according to News 6, police arrested her. That’s when things really got out of control.

When deputies put her in the back of the patrol car, she was “kicking her legs up in the air, touching the roof” and was “repeatedly smacking the partition with her shoulder and head.”

After refusing to stop, cops placed her in a four-point harness.

Watson has been charged with misuse of 911.