Donald Trump’s White House is leaker than the Titanic.

It’s so bad, factions allegedly loyal to the president (and America?) are leaking dirty details — about leaks.

A “senior official” gushed to the Washington Post’s Philip Rucker that “Some in the White House are trying to build a case that (Chief of Staff Reince) Priebus is a leaker — ‘a diagram’ charting leaks, per senior official — to show Trump.”

Another “senior WH official” spilled his or her guts about new Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s start date.

“Scaramucci’s official start date changed to try to protect him from sabotage efforts between now and Aug. 15,” Rucker reported.

The middle school drama is causing reporters to focus on the antics of the so-called adults, instead of the president’s agenda.

The Wall Street Journal’s Michael Bender shared this photo, which appears to show Priebus and Scarmucci staring at each other.

A closer inspection shows Scaramucci is not even looking at Priebus, but the scowls — and constant leaks — are enough to fit the mainstream media’s narrative.