Joe Biden’s crowds are smaller, and his wife’s audiences are even smaller.

The First Lady wannabe played to a handful of voters at the Blazing Saddle in Des Moines on Wednesday:

Speaking from a podium positioned next to a pool table, Biden warned the tiny audience that President Trump would be visiting the city tomorrow.

“He ain’t coming here,” a man responded, prompting a smattering of laughs from the small gathering.

She claimed Trump will “brag” about “packing the courts with judges” as the door behind her opened and locals arrived for a drink.

“He’ll mock and deride people who believe in equality,” she read from her speech.

“This is my first time at a gay bar!” she exclaimed at the beginning of her appearance.