Would the so-called “first black president” really dance like this? And is Hillary doing the swim?

A fellow party-goer captured the Clintons dancing in all of their Caucasian glory at Vernon Jordan’s birthday party over the weekend.

Bill was seen clapping off beat, and Hillary — poor Hillary — doing some sort of jazz hands routine. Bill adds some half-hearted fist twirls, standing closer to another woman as Hillary shimmied and swayed.

It’s something you might see at a senior center, not a hip party with rockin’ music on Martha’s Vineyard.

WARNING: This view cannot be unseen.

The former Clinton adviser turned 80 on Saturday. Barack and Michelle Obama also reportedly attended the party, though they didn’t appear to make this video. That’s a shame, as their skills can’t possibly be worse than the Clintons’.